so... I lied.

Yeah... sorry about that, but I've been really busy, sleeping... and eating... and not blogging. But the way I saw it, no one really cared, but now I've seen the light.  A surprising number of people actually depend on me for daily content, and I apologize to all 6 of you for not delivering.  

So anyways, here's an interesting story that I thought was relevant, (BTW, I'm now 18 and the plan is to hit up the only 18+ casino in the area this weekend)

Well... that was funny, but not quite as funny as ghetto whopper freakout, so I guess to make this even close to comparable, here are some more images... actually some flowcharts:

Seems pretty true...

Not to be controversial or anything... but also seems pretty true.

For those of you looking forward to Cloverfield, it's almost here.  And you know what that means, leaked information! I pretty much already know how it's going to end... but I won't tell you guys. Sorry, or you're welcome, however you want to look at it.