Seriously...

College is about to start, so here's a picture to hold you till my next posting. Now get off my back, Erik!

Real post to follow soon, don't worry. I just didnt wanna be last on Chris's blogroll...

Tipping?

So, today I saw an ad for endless shrimp at red lobster, but I'm pretty sure I didn't see a price. So, being the hungry person I am, I started looking for a price. But, first thing that came up was this gem of a blog. Pretty interesting hearing the opinions of the other side of the food service industry.

And from that blog, I found this article.
And from that article, I found this video: (warning! graphic nudity/ignorance...)


And from that video, I found these responses:
Most sensible response:


Most entertaining response: (turn down your volume)

(heh... "mon-T" =\= money, but that's what makes it entertaining.)

Most musical response: (yeah... not much to choose from in this category...)


Most interesting related video: (not a response)

Perfect

So, looking through some Craigslist posts, looking for some quick cash... and this post caught my eye:

I really wonder what they do with that footage...
Is that some sort of fetish?


$50 bucks for my dignity? Good deal, sir!

Awkward

Favorite akward moments:
3. Not knowing your name
2. Saying goodbye and realizing we're walking the same way
1. Answering a wave or a NOA meant for someone else

-1. The fit of this video in my blog

Be all that you can be, as long as it is only being army strong...

So, the other day, I had to deal with another call from my very persistent local army recruiter. I can say persistent because this would be the third time they've called since I turned 18. And I guess out of loneliness, I always feel like actually talking to the recruiter and feigning interest. Or maybe it is real interest... (I would love to be Rambo) Here's how most conversations go:

Recruiter: Hi, I'm (Sgt./Cpl./Lt./other random armed forces prefix-circle one) (Hispanic sounding name).
Me: Hi...
R: (casually) So what have you been up to?
Me: (hesitant, who does this guy think he is?) Nothing much... (stupid answer, I'm falling for his friendly demeanor. Quick, come up with something that shows you have a future) Just getting ready for college.
R: Oh really, you know if you have trouble paying for college there's all sorts of help you can get from the army and all sorts of programs for you. Where are you planning on going?

This is where the tone usually changes from his aggressive friendly recruiting to a conclusive goodbye and a "call me if your plans change"

Me: UCSD. (probably anything besides city college would trigger his change of tone.)


But this most recent call, he must have been desperate.

R: Hi, I'm (Sgt./Cpl./Lt./other random armed forces prefix-circle one) (Hispanic sounding name).
M: Hi.
R: Bla bla bla army?
M: uh, not really.
R: Why not?
M: (thinking, how can I get rid of this guy...) I dunno. (brilliant response I know... that definitely won't work)
R: Well you know there's all sorts of good opportunities.
M: Yeah... I know.
R: How about this, I'll see if you qualify for the army.
M: Sure.

At this point, he asks me about 10 personal questions, including inquiries about my height and weight and age and high school and extracurriculars.

R: Well, you're qualified. (I feel so flattered at this point.../sarcasm)
M: Cool
R: So, How about you make an appointment and come in and talk to me in person?
M: Yeah... I don't think so.
R: Well, why not?
M: Well, I am going to college this fall.
R: Ok, but you're not busy now, right? Come in on Tuesday.
M: (think quick, man) Um, yeah, no can do... I have to do something... I have an appointment.
R: Ok, well when aren't you busy.
M: (crap, he's got me, I can't make an excuse for every day next week... or can I?) Well, I don't want to join the army... (ok... straightforward might work.)
R: What?!! why not?
M: Well, I'm going to college. (redundant, but it's all I got)
R: What are you going to do in college?
M: Engineering.
R: Well the army has all sorts of engineering programs.
M: Yeah, but... I'm going to college....

We talk (well, he argues for joining the army while I respond with comments like: "I don't know" or "I don't think so.") for about 5 minutes more while I try to come up with a quick response to get him to back off, but alas, my brain fails me. But I guess I wore him down with my negative responses and he must have been a bit annoyed.

R: Well, you know, a lot of kids go off to college and drop out in their first or second year. So I'll be in touch and I'll call you back in a few months to see how you're doing with your goals. (as in, I hope you cannot achieve your goals) You know what, here's my number to call me.
M: Ok let me get my pen. (I wait about 15 seconds) Ok.
R: _________<-- phone number that I don't know because I didn't write it down...

The end. Moral of the story: my local army recruiter thinks that I'm going to fail in the future, but apparently I'm qualified to be "army strong". Being in the army is all that I can be... (I can't blame him though, I sounded like his usual army prospects with my responses, but you can't blame me though, he did wake me up...)

P.S. : I'm not dissing the Army or anyone in the army, that stuff is tough. I just think I would be better suited to classroom learning rather than battlefield fighting.

Wholesale retail FAIL

So, I finally used up my Kirkland(Costco) branded penny per day shampoo.

Or so I thought...


Oh no! It was a two-pack!
And not only will my hair be smelling of the rolling plains of the Kirkland countryside for another 3 years, but my teeth will have to keep playing Russian roulette with this product:


What's so dangerous about this product you ask? It does the opposite of what it claims! Yet the product is still on the market... (And I unfortunately have the same branded toothpaste)

Buying in bulk FTL.... (yeah, for the loss big time)

Check out this book, it kind of fits in with the topic: The Wal-Mart Effect: How the World's Most Powerful Company Really Works--and How It's Transforming the American Economy
A really good read, quite enjoyable.

quick up

Quick update, over caloric budget by ~200, but thats still not that bad. Down 2 pounds.

Mostly successful

So.... I did good, up until the late night stretch... <2000 style="padding: 5px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); width: 665px;">

Breakfast (so hungry)			Cal	Fat	Sat		Sod	Crb	Fib	Sug	Pro
0.5	Serving - 89 G	Apple turnover	145	8	2		115	18	1	7	2
2	8 fl. oz	Rockstar Juiced	200	0	0		50	46	0	44	0
			345	8	2		165	64	1	51	2
Lunch (I was hungry half an hour later...)
1	cup	Noodles	221	3	1		8	40	2	1	7
4	oz	Shrimp	112	1	0		254	0	0	0	24
0.8	cup	Chicken	185	4	1		83	0	0	0	35
			518	8	2		345	40	2	1	66
Dinner
1	slice, large	Bread, white	79	1	0		160	15	1	1	2
1.5	4 oz. cooked	New York Steak	389	30	12		79	0	0	0	28
6	oz	Fish, tuna, yellowfin, fresh, cooked, dry heat	236	2	1		80	0	0	0	51
1	8 fl oz 240 mL	Orange Juice	110	0	0		25	27	0	24	0
1	cup	White rice	242	0	0		0	53	1	0	4
			1056	33	13		344	95	2	25	85
Late Night Snack (I couldn't help myself)
1	unit	Chicken, drumstick, fried	71	4	1		26	0	0	0	8
1	1 oz	Lays BBQ chips	150	10	3		200	15	1	2	2
1	Serving - 170 G	RED BARON - PIZZA -PEPPERONI	460	25	9		910	41	2	3	17
			681	39	13		1136	56	3	5	27
Totals			2600 87	88 135	30 150	207	1990 83	255 85	8 32	82 164	180 360

...based on a 2000 calorie diet.

Can I survive on a 2000 calorie diet? Can a 200+ pound*, muscular, previously active, now lethargic, hopefully soon to be active again man survive on 2000 calories... (is that a run-on?) Yeah, easily. (If we're talking 2000 calories per meal, then yeah...) 2000 calories/day? Now that is questionable. But, of course I'm going to try. And this is while following the plan to a hundred pushups and running 20 minutes daily. So it looks like I'm going to be filling myself with gallons of water and a ton of gum. (I'm sure if gum takes seven years to digest it's a great tool to utilize for anyone trying to curb their hunger.)

The more thought I put to it, the more unlikely it seems, so for now, goodnight. I'll check back in tomorrow with my results from day 1.

*true statement, however vague it is. Might as well say 100+...

Progress

(click the pic)


Started with an initial testing of 24, so I guess that means 24% of the way there. I'm on day 2 of week 2, and I suggest you get started. According to the NY Times, the pushup is AMAZING. Just set aside 5-10 minutes and get to work.

Here's a pretty cool site for tracking calories. And it's free. It has pretty much every food out there, although I did have to make my own entry for my favorite It's-It's on top of oreo cheesecakes.

And finally there's Traineo. Probably the best tool with one of the coolest features. You can set up motivators (friends or family, but enemies would probably be better motivation) to receive emails on your progress to healthiness. Sign me up as your motivator, I'd love to yell at (motivate) your fat slobby selves.

That should hold ya.

In case anyones actually reading this, and isnt used to not seeing a post for weeks at a time, here's a list of movies to check out when you're bored...

My personal picks:

Action

The Warriors - classic, and oddly funny

Battle Royale - Gotta use subtitles with this one, but it's worth it. Crazy setting and plot, like many other movies on this list

District B13 - Another movie that you'll need subtitles with, unless you speak French... This film highlights the art of Parkour with all sorts of crazy chase scenes.

Leon : The Professional - A hitman takes a young Natalie Portman under his wings, reluctantly. A creepy/awkward relationship begins

Wasabi - Practically the same story as Leon, but this time, the main character has to take care of a 19 year old Japanese girl. Won't make you feel as dirty as The Professional will.

The Boondock Saints - Awesome vigilante movie, just check it out already.

Drama

The Mist - Wow, this movie really stirred up emotions. Just watch it and you'll see. Pretty much all the emotions are there: Fear, anger, despair. All but the good emotions.

12 Angry Men - The only black and white movie that I really enjoyed. And the only movie on this list that has almost no action of the violent variety at all. Bravo.

Comedy (stand-up: check em out on youtube if you can't find 'em anywhere else)

Mitch Hedberg - Awesome 1-liners with a very unique presentation

The Amazing Jonathan - Awesome magical comedy

Flight of the Conchords - Awesome musical comedy

Russell Peters - Awesome stereotypical/almost racist comedy

Well, knock yourselves out. I hope I helped someone find some new favorites.

P.S. if anyone's really bored, watch Donnie Darko. Then explain what the movie was about. Then realize you wasted 113 minutes of your life.

I don't understand what its about or why its rated so high on IMDB or why so many people say its their favorite. I would like to know... kthxbai

Already missing it

It feels pretty good to be free. No lie. But I haven't done any sort of math in weeks...  So here we go:

My phoning stats on my Samsung alias:

Total calls: 822

Total airtime: 814 minutes

Average call length: 59.4 seconds 

63% of calls were received with the average length of 70 seconds

37% of calls were dialed with the average length of 41 seconds

74% of airtime was spent on calls received

26% of airtime was spent on calls dialed

So I guess what this means is, I don't call very often... and when I do, it's all business.  I'm pretty sure no one can beat my short average call length, dollar to anyone who can with proof.  So do your own math and see if you're needy (high percentage of calls were dialed) or if you're needed (other way... obviously) 

p.s. congrats c/o 2008! Check out the tassels:

From left to right: Iced out "status tassel" (Dunno why I have it, I didn't order it), Gold GPA tassel (I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud), the classic (psh, lame... who doesn't have one of these? oh... sorry Casey [ULTRA BURN]), and finally the retro (which I just found while packing for vacation). 

So I was wondering what to do with the rest of my life at dinner today. We were at a seafood restaurant, and suddenly my gaze came upon  a beautiful piece of art (yeah, it literally came upon it... up on it and all over it. nasty). It must have cost a fortune:

(Sorry for the crappy shot, but I was too lazy to stand up, or crop the picture...) Basically, its a picture of four colorful fish, with the word "fish" repeated six times around the border. Very fitting for a seafood restaurant.  So anyways, I thought that being an artist would be cool. Selling pieces of crap like those fish would make me feel like a con-man though. A four year old could paint that... The artist was even bold enough to sign his name: Maqseman. Never heard of him and now I know why. 

Finally time to update? Part II

For reals this time...

So high school is practically over, and I'm enjoying this freedom.  There's this freedom to do anything... like blogging whenever I want. (as if school was holding me back before, hah, I'm such a joker) 

Here's an original image: 

Yeah... that's right... It's slanted because strange angles are artistic....

But anyways, that's our yearbook... Cool huh? I guess it's kinda like a robotic eye and the whole thing has a carbon fiber feel to it, because eventually everything will evolve into robots with super light and super strong alloy skins....

What else has happened in the past month? I've been hunting for treasure with Indy:

Go get one: every box of cocoa krispies, I know you want to. (It lights up! Breakfast in the dark at last!)

What else have I been up to?

Beating some games that have been unbeaten on my shelf for a year now. 

BTW, anyone looking to sell a DS or an Xbox 360? 

So while looking for my adapter card to upload all these original shots from my 1.3 megapixel phone-camera:

I stumbled across an ancient relic... Indy would be proud:

That's right....32 giant megabytes. Just so you know, that's actually 22 floppies worth of data. That's some amazing technology. 

All those pics are for you, you goddamn hypster.

Back to the usual youtube vids + commentary: Pretty damn cool

I want some giant glass balls...

If you're looking for college laptops, this should be of interest.

Can't go wrong with a free iPod touch. What an incentive!

Finally time for an update?

Probably long overdue, and I don't really have anything to write about, so this might be anticlimactic.  Well, talent show tomorrow night. So by the time anyone reads this, I probably will have made a post about that... 

Anyways, marathon training is officially in week 2 of 16. So for those of you who have actually figured out my weight... let's just say, all those calculations you did were for nothing.  That number is pointless.  Well, maybe not pointless, it's still kind of close...  but that's besides the point. So does anyone want to run the lake on Saturday? or next Saturday? or any Saturday? 

Here's something completely unrelated, just to tide you guys over:

Revenge

The final straw

Well, I hopped on the scale today, and I was pretty surprised. What did the scale say? Nothing. But my weight in mathematical terms: y'(20) when y(x) = (1/5) x^3

Too much AP Calculus on the mind... (Actually, I did it more out of embarrassment than actual nerd-ness) But anyways, I decided it was time to get back to good enough shape to prepare for marathon training. (August 3rd) So here was today's workout:

So I finished about 1/2 of the workout with about 80% of their recommended weight... and it sucked (in a good way). I might not be walking tomorrow. Boy, those Navy SEALs are intense.

Recycling is BS

Pretty radical statement in the title, eh? Well... that's because it's true, for the most part.

State your evidence, you say? That's good, that's what you should demand. That's exactly what I thought when I first saw Penn & Teller's Bullshit episode on recycling. Just as they do on all of their Bullshit episodes, they gave good evidence of their argument and showed the stupidity of people who disagree with their point of view, in a very humorous way. They also conduct semi-scientific experiments to show the how the average citizen falls for some real bullshit:

Most of their episodes are on YouTube, so I highly suggest you watch a few and get educated.

Things that are Bullshit (Things that I currently agree with Penn & Teller about):

-Feng Shui

-Profanity

-Gun Control

-Recycling

-Creationism

-Alternative Medicine

-End of the World

-Bottled Water

-Talking to the Dead

Things that I disagree with Penn & Teller about:

-Secondhand Smoke*

*They recently retracted their claim that secondhand smoke was a bunch of bullshit upon the discovery of new evidence.

Basically, they're never wrong. Although I already knew many of these things were bullshit before watching their show, the way they present their arguments just makes me more of a believer (in the bullshit-ness) I highly recommend watching their show however you can get your hands on it, particularly the episodes on Feng Shui, Gun Control, and Profanity.

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I guess its time for the weekly post... 

In case you haven't heard yet... (which probably means you don't care) HD-DVD is dead. And in case you bought an HD-DVD player... there's practically nothing you can do about your useless piece of hardware. But maybe.... you could move to Japan and trade up to Blu-Ray.

Anyone watch America's Best Dance Crew? I know... sounds lame. All the dance crew's are lame, except for these two:

1) JabbaWockeeZ

2) Kaba Modern

I'm willing to bet money that one of these two groups will win. Simple as that.

Hmmmm

So naturally, being such a fan of rap and hip-hop, I was bound to run into this song:

and at first, I thought, alright cool... but then I realized something... listen to this one at about 47 seconds in...

Hmmm... what are the odds that there would be two songs about flashlights? or flashing lights for that matter. The odds are too slim to be a coincidence... (seriously, I haven't actually figured out what Kanye's talking about (something about police lights?) or what Röyksopp is talking about (I think they're actually talking about real flashlights...) but it just seems like more than a coincidence)

Oh boy, remember this song from awhile back:

 

Hmm... 

I know huh... brilliant detective work. Don't get offended, I know Kanye didn't copy this song and it was a collaboration or whatever.  I just find it quite... irksome (look it up) when people hear some song that "samples" another and don't realize that their genius artist sampled another song. Or what's worse is when they think the original is the copycat...argh.

Here's another offender:

Hmmm... where have I heard that before?

Omg... that's where... from the 80's! (and these guys are actually singing the lyrics to a song from the 60's!)

And this could quite possibly be the most annoying case:

Hmmmm... 

Whoa whoa whoa... I know what you're thinking: "Who are these white guys mimicking the Federation? That's not even that clever... they just changed stunna glasses to sunglasses... although I'll give them some credit for building that time machine to send them back in time to make this in the 80's... Nice move Corey Hart..." 

It's not so much the fact that most songs nowadays sample other songs, it's just the fact that people totally diss the classics. What kills me is when people ask: "Wow, is this a remix?" to the original song... 

However, I'm pretty sure these are all legitimate samples. Except the first example... those are probably not related at all.  It was just a complete coincidence that I was listening to Röyksopp on the first day that I heard that Kanye song and I thought they were similar, but they weren't really.  

Oh, and here's a classic case of sampling gone bad:

Hmmmm....

So just to recap: 

Kanye West - Flashing Lights vs. Röyksopp - What Else is There (not really)

Kanye West - Stronger vs. Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (blatant, but with permission)

Rihanna - S.O.S. vs. Soft Cell - Tainted Love (with permission)

Federation - I Wear My Stunna Glasses at Night vs. Corey Hart - I Wear My Sunglasses at Night (seriously, these titles are actually only 3 letters off, which out of a 24 letters, that's only a 16% difference... This might as well be called a cover)

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby vs. Queen - Under Pressure (totally illegal and he got caught bad. and his career pretty much ended... but then he got to go on VH1's Surreal Life... so, totally worth it)

Oh how can I possibly forget this song:

Hah! You just got RickRoll'd! 

So anyways, if you know of any other current songs that sampled songs from the past, let me know. 

(BTW, here's how to type umlauts (which are these: ö ü))

What a scam

Ever have one of those teachers that makes you think, "I could teach better than this guy"? Well... Maybe its because... he never learned to read... This just shows how messed up our educational system is. But I have to say, the fact that he was able to cheat his way to a bachelor's degree is quite impressive, and shows some real American ingenuity.  

I think I know a couple teacher's who can't read...

I Hate Titles.

I just thought I'd share two of my favorite time wasters with you all. 

If you guys like turret defense games, then this site should be an obvious add to your bookmarks. Too many games and too little time. Have fun getting no more work done... ever. Sorry. 

And here's another one of my favorite sites. It's a webcomic, here's a little taste:

Click it if u can't read the text, stupid.
Updated daily at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 

And actually, while writing this post, this commercial caught my attention:

It was mostly the ghostbusters part that actually made me turn around and watch the trailer. Be Kind. Rewind. Coming out on February 22? awesome. Although usually Jack Black is not entertaining as much as he is annoying, this actually looks really ridiculously funny.

Wow stuff keeps popping up onto this post. So last night I just watched one of the most underrated movies ever. It was surprisingly good. What was the movie?
It was this:
"They have the looks... that kill." Maybe... but overall the movie was surprisingly PG.  No actual killing, no blood, and... no nudity.  Just a lot of swimsuits and "fighting". (By "fighting", I mean girls in very little clothes throwing each other around) Go check it out.

I guess that's it...  

Lame end

Such a surprisingly short weekend... 

So for all my AP physics buddies, I thought this was a nice little game where you can actually apply momentum and crap like that... It looks like this:

Heres the link

And that reminds me of this picture that I saw awhile ago...

Do ya see it? Their slogan is quite ironic, and the bolding makes it even more so. 

Double post

Hopefully this double post will make up for my week-long break, though probably not. 

 I just had to post this up as the most annoying commercial in a long time. If you've watched any Tv today, you will have seen it, and definitely heard it.  I've heard this about every commercial break... and I'm honestly sick of it. Good thing that it is showing tonight, won't be seeing this again.

And I just found this out too... and you should try it.  Go to http://www.google.com/ and type in "find chuck norris" and click I'm feeling lucky.  What's google telling you? (Yes, obviously it's not actually google... just read the fine print on the bottom.)

So lazy...

So anyways,  here's a little something for you guys. (If that list wasn't interesting, this one is sure to freak you out.) Oh, and happy new year.

Tomorrow is Wear Yellow for Sharing day.  I'm not talking about the lame sharing that you're taught to do in kindergarten, I'm talking about the against the law type of sharing, which of course makes it so much cooler than regular sharing.

Check it out:

Got it at Costco.... Movie Night anyone?

And look what happened, apple turnover burn: day 2 of healing

Pretty gnarly eh? Oh well

Finally

Alas, finals are now over... and now its time to do whatever I want.

Anyways, check out this new technology, it cleans your monitor by adjusting the contrast of pixels blocked off by dirt. It's actually super advanced... Check it out here

So then, I thought I'd share my 3 step plan with you all... 

1. find a job... anyone know anyplace that's hiring? other than food service?

2. Start up some stock trading... easier than getting a job. Plus, with sharebuilder.com, you can get a $50 account bonus for investing $50... Can't go wrong with that.  I even found this book:

3. This may be the most fun and rewarding... or the most depressing: run a marathon. Not just complete any marathon in any crappy time, but the SF Marathon in under 4 hours.  So I ask, anyone want to train with me? Please?

(BTW, I make sure to photograph my hand in every picture, just so you know I took time out of my day to actually take a picture and transfer it to my computer... So you better appreciate all of them)

Oh and...

4. Complete my better version of Cloverfield... actually shot on a cameraphone.  Filming has been completed, although editing cannot begin. The problem is my phone saves movies in some sort of 3GPP2 movie format, which actually does not exist. So I'm stuck. But as soon as I can figure it out, you'll see a real horribly shot movie.  (This is the actual camera used to film Cloverfield. On the other hand, this is the actual camera used to shoot my masterpiece.)

Controversial

I was just surfing the interwebz and came across this article.  I don't want to anger anyone, but try reading it and actually thinking about it...  especially points 1,2, and 8.  If anyone wants to debate, I'd be glad to, but he did a real good job of verbalizing his arguments, so just read it and see. 

Well anyways, back to studying... 

Almost made it... well, it's close enough (3 days straight!)

OMG, spoilers! Don't look at the picture!

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So, as you can see, I don't have a very high opinion of Cloverfield... it was very disappointing. I think I could have made a better movie on my camera phone.  I know they were going for a unique perspective and all, but quite frankly it was too much.  My opinion: maybe worth the $7 I paid for matinee, but not quite worth the $10 regular price...

So Angry!

I truly am sick of it... sick of what, you ask? 

I'm sick of this:

Really now... how much longer will we be subjected to ads that are completely irrelevant?  The worst part is that these ads are usually very effective and alluring.  So, where is the nearest Sonic?

Yeah... a whole 55 freakin' miles away... although it might be worth it to drive over there for some 1/2 price drinks during happy hour... I've never even been there yet I know their specials, what a waste of advertising. (How do you like that high quality home-made graphic?)

Anyways, I have to keep my mind off of Sonic right now, it just pisses me off, so here's a video for today. If you know anything about the internet, you might find this funny.

Going daily for two days straight now... that's a record

Wow... this "toy" made me giggle in a childish way... (it's not dirty, its just ridiculous)

That would really sting... and it shoots 40 rubber bands per second!

I thought this was very Signs-esque: giant rocks moving across flat desert land, without any footprints or other animal tracks around.

Crazy... Here's a pseudo-scientific explanation that might ruin the mystique of that image. 

And here's the finale of my post today: rappers making powerpoint presentations...

You can find the rest here.

To be honest, my "extensive" knowledge of rap culture means that I don't know half the songs referenced in the slides, but the others are still pretty damn funny.

Busy

Too busy studying for finals... does anyone actually understand calculus?

Anyways, here's something for you all to study for now.

Well, I was gonna post a video about Tom Cruise talking incoherently about Scientology, but surprisingly the Church of Scientology keeps pulling the video from every host.  So, here's a video of Demetri Martin on the Daily Show discussing social networking. (BTW, Demetri Martin = 1 of the top 10 comedians of all time) 

Well, this just in

This is great... these guys are video blogging live about their 4 Zelda game marathon, and not just any old Zelda games, but Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess in 2 days.  Pretty damn awesome... To be honest, I have yet to completely finish a single Zelda game. So check it out

Sorry, nothing else, been studying some poker strategies. Maybe I'll have some good stuff for ya tomorrow night.

so... I lied.

Yeah... sorry about that, but I've been really busy, sleeping... and eating... and not blogging. But the way I saw it, no one really cared, but now I've seen the light.  A surprising number of people actually depend on me for daily content, and I apologize to all 6 of you for not delivering.  

So anyways, here's an interesting story that I thought was relevant, (BTW, I'm now 18 and the plan is to hit up the only 18+ casino in the area this weekend)

Well... that was funny, but not quite as funny as ghetto whopper freakout, so I guess to make this even close to comparable, here are some more images... actually some flowcharts:

Seems pretty true...

Not to be controversial or anything... but also seems pretty true.

For those of you looking forward to Cloverfield, it's almost here.  And you know what that means, leaked information! I pretty much already know how it's going to end... but I won't tell you guys. Sorry, or you're welcome, however you want to look at it.

Daily posts, starting today

Well, now that my college apps are in and I pretty much have nothing to do, I'll be posting every day, so check in daily.  Hopefully if my readership increases I'll be able to find my long lost true love, which I'll write more about on Sunday. So for today, here's some fun stuff.

Have you seen those new Burger King commercials? The ones with the whopper freakouts? Here's some un-aired footage. BTW, it's un-aired for a reason... and that reason is some hilarious profanity... Get ready

And to pass some time, check out this very unique game